Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Pork Over Viagra


Don't you just loathe those Viagra and Cialis commercials?


"Pork Instead of Viagra


A Reuter's news release states that Argentina's president recently recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork. "I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life...I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry. According to the release, she said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.


"Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry. News like this could cause pork demand to shoot up."Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Fernandez said in the televised speech.


This is for my friend Neil and all good producers like NPKK Pork in Iowa.


Does this mean that Viagra users don't eat enough pork?


Eat pork, it is good on the fork!


And, it may do wonders for you!


Ed

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